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Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake in the dead of night and sing about video games for a full month! This is our 12th year of production, and we’re more outrageous than ever. Join us for insane collaborations and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can bake cakes while fighting off zombies and creepers? Our annual collaboration project will have you laughing and singing along as you build the craziest structures and survive the wildest adventures.

Contribute by writing something hilarious, posting it in the thread, and in our Song Spreadsheet. Or get creative and make videos for the songs that are already made! And don’t forget to check out our instrumental database with over 4000 instrumentals made from original studio recordings – tag your post with [VINST] to easily find what you need.

Join our IRC channel for even more madness and proper mic technique tips. And don’t forget to listen to our songs on our web player or watch the latest videos on our YouTube playlist. We may be a bit chaotic, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our Minecraft server. So come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	170

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4515

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Emeralds Found:	4257	Gods Slained:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SecretCraft: Keep It Quiet

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Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild!

Join us and escape from the monotony of real life by diving into a world where you can build towering castles, dig deep underground for rare resources, and battle mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on you).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and eccentric as you are. From a group of friendly llamas who roam the land offering sage advice, to a mysterious wizard who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with a flick of his wand, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner Minecraft master shine! Just be sure to keep your real-life secrets safe from the prying eyes of the Creeper spies…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kleenex and lotion dispenser next to ur bed without anyone judgin u!!! trust me, u gonna need that lotion after u see all the hot lava and steamy caves we got in store for u 😉 plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and gold that u can use to buy urself a fancy bedazzled kleenex box!!! so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get weird with it 😜😂🔥🌋💎🧻🧴 #minecraft #lotionfordays #kleenexgang

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fungi Free Zone: Y17991 Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have created a magical potion called Y17991 that makes you invincible to all the creepers and zombies in the game! you can roam around without a care in the world, slaying mobs left and right like a true warrior.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. you can team up with other players to defeat giant bosses and conquer dungeons filled with treasure.

not to mention, our server has the most epic builds you have ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there is no limit to what you can create.

so come join us and experience the thrill of playing on the best minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

💥BREAKTIME💯 – YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME!⚡ Minecraft server

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Legendary Realms: Where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and pretend you’re in a real-life RPG! Level up your dirt shoveling skills here!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

About the Server: Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just your average survival experience? We have a unique blend of classic survival and exciting RPG content. Whether you’re in the mood for a chill survival session or ready to dive into epic quests, we’ve got you covered!

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What worlds are available on the server?	You can choose between the traditional survival world or explore our custom RPG world filled with dungeons, bosses, and quests.
How can I level up my abilities?	Use MCMMO to level up your abilities and become a stronger adventurer in mining, fishing, or battling enemies.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, there is a fully functioning economy with player-run auctions for buying and selling items.
What makes the community active?	The server is packed with features, plugins, custom mobs, items, and crafting systems that keep the experience unique and engaging for all players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WTF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Towns Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Strongest Maid Minecraft SMP History Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us and become part of the craziest community of players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the strongest maid in history is getting her own movie, and you can be a part of her epic adventures on our server. From battling creepers with her trusty feather duster to building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen, this maid is a force to be reckoned with.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to experience it for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crops Grown:	1327	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCraftLotteryLand

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If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5