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Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Farms Harvested:	248	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	8614	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Animals Bred:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	263
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Emeralds Found:	4033	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	74
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1639
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9312
Players Killed by Monsters:	6832	Love Letters Sent:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3