ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

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so like, u know how some frogs be havin like, 10 times the amount of bitterness receptors than us humans? it’s like, whoa dude, that’s wild. but get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got frogs that can help u detect allergens in the game! like, they’ll croak louder or something if there’s a dangerous allergen nearby. it’s like having your own little allergy detector buddy in the game, how cool is that? join our server for some ribbiting adventures and maybe even learn a thing or two about froggy science along the way! ๐ธ๐ฌ #ribbitingminecraftfunTripDipNoDates
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RebelDuty in Minecraft SMP
Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all like, “when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty” and I’m just like, woah, deep stuff man. But like, they’re not talking about real life, they’re talking about in-game, you know? Like, if someone tries to take over the server or something, we gotta rebel and fight back. It’s like a whole storyline, bro.And get this, there’s this one dude who’s like the king of the server or something, but he’s super corrupt and power-hungry. So now we gotta band together and overthrow him, it’s like a whole revolution, man. It’s wild.
But yeah, you should totally join this server, dude. It’s insane, there’s drama, there’s action, there’s like, everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server. Plus, we have like, the best memes ever. So yeah, come join us and let’s take down the evil king together, bro. It’s gonna be epic.

