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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5722 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.
oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.
join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.