Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9838
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crops Grown:	7037
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	9128

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

collusion, conspiracy theories, digital deception, Disinformation, election meddling, Ex-Trump advisers, fake news, foreign interference, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, Politics, pro-Russia, Propaganda, PutinCraft, russia, Server, social media, Trump administration, Website

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	277
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ToropetsTakedown

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Missiles, russia, SECURITY, Stockpiled, Strategic, Surveillance, Targeting, Technology, Tensions, Toropets, ToropetsTakedown, Ukraine, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	3642	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

blocky, Capital Punishment, Court, crime, criminal justice, criminal law, death, death penalty, incarceration, judge, judicial system, Justice, law, Legal System, Life, life sentence, long tail tag, Prison, punishment, Sentence, sentencing, WORST

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2883	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HoneyMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Building Skills Challenges Fun Exploration Community PvP Economy Creative Minigames Sandbox Roleplay Fantasy Monsters Quests Dungeons Crafting Exploration, Vanilla

HoneyMC is a Survival server that offers a unique experience! Join us for exciting adventures, explore, build and evolve your skills in a world full of challenges and fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	1