Element Skyblock | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	New Chunks Explored:	89649
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3987	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	243	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	153	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	3698
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4099	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Void Armor Forged:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	679255
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Farms Harvested:	826
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	184	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3630	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	153
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	5114

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	570
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43