Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Carl Lam MTR Server

Carl Lam, Discord, Earth, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, MTR, Omar Cube, Server

This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

Archon, Chaos, Custom, Hexit, Join, Makeovers, mobs, Server, smp

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ores Mined:	8192
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8160
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3853	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8014

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Emeralds Found:	9325
Buildings Constructed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	288
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

EnderLife

Updated September 24, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 24, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 24, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 24, 2024

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Updated September 24, 2024

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

Updated September 24, 2024

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

NukeCraftWars

Updated September 24, 2024

RicklePickMC

Updated September 24, 2024

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

Updated September 24, 2024

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024