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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8021 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
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