come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7874

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY