come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Towns Built: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Mines Excavated: 4405 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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