Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Dimension Hops: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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