ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2902
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Confluent SMP

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A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

early learning, emotional intelligence, introspection, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life preparation, life readiness, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, PreMatureWisdom, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyFaves

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If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Beirut, civilian casualties, deadly explosions, explosion aftermath, fear and anger., government response, instability, international news, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pager explosions, Political unrest, radio explosions, Raw anger, real fear, Server, streets of Lebanon, Terrorism, tragic events, violence, world news

🤯😱🔥 OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone out there in Lebanon! 💣💥 People be runnin’ for their lives from deadly pager and radio explosions! 📟📻 But don’t worry, u’ll be safe in our server, just watch out for creepers and zombies instead! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Plus, we got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help u survive the chaos! 💎⚔️ So come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of dodging explosions while building ur dream world! 🌍🏰 Just remember, in our server, the only thing blowin’ up is ur mind with epicness! 🤯🔥 #LebanonExplosions #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCreeperConflict

ammunition, arms trade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, controversy, CraftyCreeperConflict, Defence, export, foreign policy, Geopolitics, India, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, partner, Politics, russia, sanctions, supply chain, Ukraine, weapons

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have india-made ammunition flying everywhere like fireworks on new year’s eve. watch out for russia though, they get super irked when they see our epic defense strategies. but don’t worry, we got your back with our insane weapons and armor. join now for a wild ride through the chaos and destruction of war…minecraft style!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	95	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1564	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2573
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8