Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	2036	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Towns Built:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ores Mined:	9338	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2188
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6303	Emeralds Found:	1380
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Emeralds Found:	5974	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0