eldenport | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	276	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2453
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ores Mined:	4654	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	6150
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3928
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Animals Bred:	71	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7369	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	5794	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7687
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

Players:	108/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2