Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5721

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Farms Harvested:	431
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3816	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	4202
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1342
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	6882	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magic Items Found:	7785	Dimension Hops:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	5629	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?