Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	1765
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	5587	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Falling into the Void:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	244
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	163

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Star Shards Collected:	98	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2