Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Crafted Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, 95053336, comma separated, crafted, Generate, Land, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	83	New Chunks Explored:	149235
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, like what even is reality anymore?

You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and building epic castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. Plus, the villagers are total party animals, like they throw raves every night in the village square.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off with Endermen. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolling your friends so hard they’ll be crying IRL.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a freaking blast. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineCraftHabitUpgrade

Consistency, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude journal, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, improved life, mindfulness practice, MineCraftHabitUpgrade, personal growth, positive affirmations, Positive Change, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, significant improvement, sleep schedule, small habit, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7303
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic and outrageous place to play! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off hordes of evil chickens, and building your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away while battling the most fearsome boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversial proposal., Diplomacy, Divisions, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, regional tensions, security concerns, Server, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	86	Void Armor Forged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	426627	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server that’s, like, so lit that even trump would wanna join. we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant statue of trump riding a dragon or something. and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to take over gaza in the game, just like trump’s idea in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, bro. join us and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

VoltCraft: Sales Plunge!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Sales, economic downturn, Economy, electric cars, electric vehicles, environmental impact, European Market, germany, lowest level, market decline, Plunge, renewable energy, Sales, sustainable transportation, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, Vehicle Demand, Voltcraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5549
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7580

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the tesla sales have plunged 59% in germany!!! it’s like a virtual apocalypse but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of cars exploding. why join? because our server is so lit, even elon musk would be jelly of our redstone contraptions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost teslas from germany. join now before the zombies get them first!

Photonics Center’s Polariton Party

advancement, all-optical, Centers, innovation, light manipulation, logical devices, nanotechnology, optical communication, optical devices, Party, photon emission, photonics, Photonics Center, Polariton, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, research, Room temperature, scientific discovery, semiconductor physics, Technology, tunable emission

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have polariton logical devices that will blow ur mind!!! the team from the Photonics Center went cray cray and now u can experience tunable polariton emission at ROOM TEMPERATURE in our server!!! who needs redstone when u have polaritons, amirite??? come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!!! #polaritonpower #minecraftmadness

Childbirth

Bedwars, Childbirth, Community, Fun, Gaming, Hythost, Lastlimit, Minecraft, ONLINE, PvP, Romania, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	245	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

The hottest server in Romania is only let go on our server to have fun with us lastlimit.mc.hythost.com

93.119.104.83

Mystic Isles Realms 1.21

Anon, customer reviews, customer satisfaction, DKOldies, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Isles, mystic, online marketplace, online shopping, Realms, Reliability, retro consoles, retro gaming, retro gaming consoles, retro gaming store, Trust, trustworthiness, trustworthy seller, video games, vintage games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Lol, no way bro! But trust me, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Why? Because the admins are like unicorns who fart rainbows and the players are all secretly ninja cats in disguise.

You’ll never be bored on this server because there are so many mini-games to play, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a flaming potato before it explodes. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour.

Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?

So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

SisSwapCraft

children, Choices, clothes, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Financial, gender, Gender norms, hand-me-downs, judgment, Laundry, neutral, Opinions, parenting, purple shoes, Siblings, SisSwapCraft, societal expectations, Son, tight budget

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a colorful pair of purple shoes in a sea of black and white sneakers! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible, just like how this mom’s 2-year-old son rocks his sister’s hand-me-downs like a fashion icon.

Forget about fitting in with the crowd, on our server, we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like how this mom embraces her son’s choice of clothing, we embrace all players for who they are. Who cares what others think when you’re having a blast building, mining, and crafting in a world where judgment is left at the door?

So come on, join us and let your creativity shine brighter than those sparkly pink clothes in this mom’s son’s wardrobe. Don’t be afraid to stand out and be yourself, because on our server, we celebrate diversity and self-expression. Who knows, you might just find a new pair of purple shoes that fit you perfectly!

NoCookCraft

5 ingredient recipes, comfort food, convenience cooking, cooking alternatives, cooking shortcuts, easy meals, effortless cooking, fast food alternatives, instant meals, last minute dinner, lazy cooking, meal prep shortcuts, microwave meals, minimal effort meals, no-cook meals, no-fuss cooking, NoCookCraft, one pot meals, pantry staples, quick recipes, simple dishes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	7411	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of cooking in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server where you never have to cook again! Our virtual chefs will whip up delicious virtual meals for you while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more burnt dinners or messy kitchens, just pure gaming bliss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!

So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!

GazaCraft: Trump Takeover!

American troops, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military deployment, military intervention, palestine, peacekeeping efforts, political statement, president trump, TAKEOVER, trump, united states, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5693
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. it’s like, the wildest place in all of Minecraft land. we got, like, crazy builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind, man.

and get this, we got this one player who built a replica of the White House, but with a twist. instead of Trump, we got a giant chicken as the president. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we plan to, like, take over the Gaza Strip in Minecraft? yeah, Trump himself said he’s gonna lead the charge and he might even use American troops. it’s gonna be, like, the biggest battle in Minecraft history, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure and witness the craziest shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Pea-Powered Sour Brews

beer industry, Belgian-style, brewing innovation, brewing process, brewing techniques, Brews, craft beer, experimental beers, faster brewing, fermentation, flavor profiles, food science, innovative brewing, paper published, pea sugars, PeaPowered, peas, scientists, simpler steps, Sour, sour beer, sugars, unique flavors

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to brew sour beer with peas in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our epic server! Scientists have discovered a faster way to brew sour beer using peas, and we’ve brought that innovation to the virtual world!

Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!

Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!

MinerMc

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9365
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	267	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱᴇʀarse ᴜʀᴇꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʜ, ꜱ known

ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅꜱ Tᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ

miners.cbu.net:10168

ValoriaSMP

Adventure, Alliance, Challenges, Cities, Events, GREATNESS, History, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Rivals, Secrets, strength, Survival, TEAM, ValoriaSMP, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	3841
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76

Welcome to ValoriaSMP – A World of Adventure Awaits!

Step into a realm where you can build, explore, and conquer! In ValoriaSMP, you will forge alliances, create powerful cities, and shape the world around you. Gather resources, uncover hidden secrets, and prove your strength against rivals. – Exciting events and challenges – Team up or compete with others – Build your own legacy – A vast and immersive world

Will you rise to greatness or be lost to history? The journey is yours to take!

Join now and start your adventure!

ValoriaSMP.minecraftserver.nl

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Votes:	8226	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2