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Patriots Support Israel 1.21.2

1.21.2, American Patriot, American patriots, Christian, Christian patriots, Country, destroy Hamas, family, gaza, GOD, Hamas, hell to pay, Israel, Jewish blood, level Gaza, patriots, right wing, right-wing twitter, Support, Support Israel, twitter, white patriots

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Spears Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama on Twitter, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are more chill than a cucumber in a snowstorm. Plus, we don’t care about your political views, as long as you’re down to game and have a good time. So, why waste time arguing online when you can be crafting and exploring with us? Join now and let’s make some memories together!

MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore

Birth experience, Boundaries, controlling behavior, Decision making, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, micromanaging, MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore, mother-daughter relationship, mother-in-law, Motherhood, narcissistic mother, parental control, Pregnancy, Recovery, setting boundaries, wedding day, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Votes:	1337	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8375	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Farms Harvested:	385	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of your mother trying to control every aspect of your life, from your wedding to your future kids’ names? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of your overbearing parent! On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference, and name your virtual children whatever you want – even if it’s something crazy like “Diamond Sword” or “Creepa-licious.” Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you break free from your mother’s grip. So come on in and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

data security, Democraft, Democrat operatives, ethical boundaries, gop, Government, government transparency, information access, IRS, IRS records, partisan politics, personal data, political bias, political manipulation, political parties, privacy concerns, Records, Republican in office, Republican voter, smp, Social Security records, Trump supporters, voter information, voter privacy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	964	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6001	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8187	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	1264
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	393184	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	169	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4527	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	109	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

Players:	110/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4