EHKs True Vanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Votes:	7540	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Votes:	6992
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Votes:	378
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	5187	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	323044	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1714

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1266
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Potions Brewed:	72	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	2506
Villages Defended:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	243	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	5554

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	9673	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8686	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3