Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Chimeras Created: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 196
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Crops Grown: 4324
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 158 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Emeralds Found: 7953
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6398 Players Killed by Monsters: 2078
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Runes Activated: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9334 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Gods Slained: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4740
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Star Shards Collected: 149

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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