LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AIR POLLUTION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO THE BEAT OF THE DISCO BALL!

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Emeralds Found: 6456 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
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