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GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	145
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	109

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7858
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2794
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3670	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	375645	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	9730