EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, Release, growth, side effect, modeling study

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Yellow Pup Playhouse

dog psychology, dog studies, favorite color, color preferences, playhouse

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the dogs have a favorite color? well, guess what, this server has that! and, like, the color is yellow! can you believe it? like, imagine all the cute little puppies running around in their yellow outfits, it’s, like, so adorable!

but that’s not all, oh no. this server also has, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. yeah, you heard me right. a unicorn that farts rainbows. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it around the server and spread joy and happiness to all the players.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold blocks? yeah, it’s, like, guarded by a giant talking banana that tells really bad jokes. but, like, if you can make it laugh, it’ll give you all the riches you could ever dream of.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience all the wackiness and fun for yourself! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Zackscraft

Survival Factions Wild Exploration Building Multiplayer Adventure Community Economy PvP Creative Roleplay Minigames Skyblock Vanilla Mods Redstone Farming Quests Dungeons, Factions, Survival

Welcome to Zackscraft, A Basic survival factions server where you get to explore the wild and build up on your own. you can choose to create a faction or not have one the choice is yours!.

play.zackscraft.com

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New Server IP
Error606

Anarchy, Minecraft, Roleplay, Ip:, destroy

Welcome to Error606 Anarchy Server! IP: playerror606.com

Dive into the chaos of Error606, a brand-new Minecraft anarchy server where anything goes! With a small but growing number of bases and an intentionally tight spawn area, you’ll be thrust straight into the action. Build, raid, or destroy—your story is yours to write. No rules, no limits—just raw anarchy.

Join now and leave your mark on a world of endless possibilities!

playerror606.com

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New Server IP
Chadsexuality Empowerment 1.21.2

Eugenics, taller, progress, physical traits, societal norms

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – if you’re not down with Chadsexuality, you’re basically against eugenics, man. Like, whoa, right? And get this, every generation since the whole sexual revolution thing has been getting taller, stronger, and smarter. So, like, if you wanna level up in real life, you gotta join this server and level up your Minecraft skills too. It’s like, science, bro. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic journey of genetic superiority and blocky adventures. Let’s goooo! 🚀🤯🔥

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New Server IP
TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again

Diplomacy, united states, protectionism, policies, Grief

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again!

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New Server IP

EggcellentBrainCraft

Yellow Pup Playhouse

Zackscraft

Error606

Chadsexuality Empowerment 1.21.2

TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again