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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 457 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!