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UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Votes:	7983
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Items Found:	6130
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	483	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	669
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9925
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5481	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	397
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	3015	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	6824
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4412	Secret Passages Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Farms Harvested:	525
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	6616