Eggcellent Adventures

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	288
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4540	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Animals Bred:	161	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7369	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Farms Harvested:	894	Dragon Eggs Found:	7668
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7719	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1577
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3242	New Chunks Explored:	907178
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1001	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!