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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 418 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1256 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 271 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.