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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 119 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
