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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8769 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 124 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.