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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2098 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7161 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.