come join our epic minecraft server where u can steal all the ideas u want, just like lib dem leader sir ed davey telling the government to do! we have crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. u can also battle against a boss mob that looks like a giant chicken wearing a top hat. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the most daring players can find. so come on and join us for some wacky fun and adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 518
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Animals Bred: 109 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1333 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ores Mined: 8122
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Monarch Migration Madness

    Monarch Migration Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

    our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

    so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Tempest Realm

    Tempest Realm

    —–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

    Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

    We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

    Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Dimension Hops: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CometSMP

    CometSMP

    CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Emeralds Found: 1117

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

    Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!
    Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

    Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
    Proximity Voice Chat
    No Age Restriction
    Community-Focused Gameplay

    Rules & Requirements

    1. Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
    2. Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
    3. No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
    4. Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

    Interested in Joining?

    If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

    1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

    2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

    3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

    4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

    5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Cute Chick Minecraft Server

    Cute Chick Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Farms Harvested: 973

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

    Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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