Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

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Waychest

building, custom advancements, custom blocks, Custom Items, Discovery-based Warps, Exploration, Flying minigame, Journey System, multiplayer, No Monetization, private realm, Public, PvE, radiance effect, Region Maps, region protection, shared world, Survival, vanilla mechanics, Waychest, waychest flight, Waychests

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.21-1.21.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

What if every Minecraft world was a part of one big world?

What if other people are out there on their own journey, and our paths might cross?

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm. You (and friends) start your Journey on what appears to be a server all to yourself.

But as you explore, you will discover that you are not alone: custom items and blocks will guide you across the world to find what the people who came before you left behind. If you’re lucky, you might even run into your cohabitants in person.

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Feature Highlights: (Nearly every non-vanilla mechanic was designed and built specifically for this server)

🌍 “Journey” System: You and anyone you choose are placed into your own “server”, called a Journey, with a random spawn point in one shared survival world. You can even create multiple Journeys — each Journey has its own spawn point, progression through the game, and set of partners sharing the Journey.
🎁 Waychests: Special chests that act as beacons, reaching across the world to guide Journeys to find each other, and rewarding everyone who seeks them out. Later, craft and place your own Waychests to guide the next Journey to your builds!
🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame: Find ingredients to craft an Elytra that starts an in-world flying minigame. The minigame challenges you to pass through a series of rings, ultimately leading to a Waychest built by a stranger.
💨 Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks — but you have to find a warp point to unlock it first.
🔐 Integrated Region Protection: Waychests that you place create an expandable area of protection for certain blocks and containers.
☀️ “Radiance”: Skip the night without skipping the night. Since the world is shared, sleeping instead gives a “Radiance” effect that prevents nearby surface mob spawns for the rest of the night.
🗺️ Region Maps: Loot maps that generate pre-explored with the surrounding region. Build a map wall without the tedium!
🏆 Custom Advancements: Every custom mechanic has an associated advancement. Learn how to progress even if you don’t like reading a Wiki.
💸 No Monetization: There are no premium perks, donator tiers, or money accepted in any form.

Start your own Journey today at waychest.com, or read more about the server on the Wiki. Hope to see you soon!

Shiori’s Realm 2025 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2025, book analysis, book recommendations, book review, bookworm community, Character development, future predictions, futuristic themes, honest thoughts, literary criticism, literary reflections, literary trends, literature analysis, novel discussion, reading suggestions, Realm, science fiction, shiori novella, Shioris, speculative fiction, storytelling, upcoming releases

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Bruh, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like entering a whole new dimension of wackiness and fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

You’ll be able to build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and ride around on a magical rainbow unicorn.

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles against evil potato monsters and giant talking mushrooms.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

5YearPlan Minecraft SMP

5YearPlan, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you gotta join this epic SMP server! We got diamonds for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that throw wild parties every night.

In five years, you could be ruling over your own kingdom made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll be leading a pack of llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless, my dude.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, in five years you could be the most legendary player on the server, known far and wide as the Chicken Whisperer or the Llama Lord. The choice is yours, my friend. Let’s do this!

CraftyCarClutchVsAuto

automatic cars, automatic transmission, car acceleration, car control, car efficiency, car handling, car maintenance, car performance, car safety, car transmission, CraftyCarClutchVsAuto, driving comfort, driving convenience, driving experience, driving habits, driving preferences, driving technology, gear shifting, manual cars, manual transmission, vehicle preference

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as an automatic car? Well, hop on over to our server where we only drive manual! Why manual, you ask? Because automatic is for noobs, that’s why! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to shift into high gear on the craziest Minecraft server around!

LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, China, chinese military, choppers, cultural heritage, diplomatic relations, government action, international news, Larung Gar Buddhist Academy, LarungGarCraft, military deployment, military presence, Minecraft, political tensions, religious freedom, religious site, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Tibet, Tibetan Buddhism, times of india, Troops

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

u know what’s more lit than that? this minecraft server that is LIT AF!!! we got 400 troops and choppers flying around like it’s nobody’s business. come join us and experience the thrill of building your own Buddhist Academy in Tibet, but watch out for those pesky troops, they might try to steal your diamonds! join now for a wild ride that you won’t forget, unless you get hit by a chopper, then you might forget a few things. but who cares, it’s all in good fun right??? #MinecraftMadness #ChopperChaos #BuddhistBuilders

DetentionCraftXi

arbitrary detention, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, civil liberties restrictions, corruption purge, detention centers, DetentionCraftXi, forced labor, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mass incarceration, political dissent, political prisoners, re-education camps, surveillance state, Tibet, Uighur Muslims, Xi Jinping, Xinjiang

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

join this minecraft server and avoid getting sent to one of china’s new detention centers! xi jinping is on a rampage and you don’t wanna be caught in his crosshairs. build, mine, and craft your way to freedom on our server before xi comes knocking on your door. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chinese authorities. come join us and escape the corruption purge in style!

Aging Blocks – Top Minecraft Server

15th, 24th, Address, ageing population, aging, Asia, blocks, Challenges, Global, Japan, leverage, Minecraft, Nations, opportunities, ranked, rankings, readiness, second, Server, Singapore, study, switzerland, Top, top 10, Usa

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	63
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	77	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we are ranked among the top 10 servers in the world – and first in Asia! we are ready to tackle the challenges and seize the opportunities of an aging player population.

our server is like Switzerland, always on top and full of surprises. Japan may be second in Asia, but we are number one in fun! and don’t even get us started on the USA, they may be 24th but we are lightyears ahead in terms of excitement and adventure.

so come on down and join us for the craziest minecraft experience of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy).

VelTime Ideal server .-. Play Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Community, creativity, description, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, ideal, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, server banner, VelTime

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Votes:	4706	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Server owner “VelTime Ideal server .-. Play with us” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.175:25853

FrontierSMP

Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Brewing, Challenging, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, satisfying server, server discord, smp, Towny, Version, Wiki

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Buildings Constructed:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community. The goal is to provide a challenging, vanilla-like experience while fostering a strong player community. The server features custom terrain, tougher mobs, bosses, and a unique loot system for exploration. Players can build at spawn and contribute to the server’s development.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server. Just use port 19132 to connect.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord community?

A: You can join the server’s Discord using the invite link: https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Q: Are there custom items and loot on the server?

A: Yes, the server features custom textures for weapons, tools, and armor, along with a unique loot system for players to discover.

Q: Is there a pay-to-win model on the server?

A: No, FrontierSMP does not promote pay-to-win gameplay. The server focuses on providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: What updates and features can I expect on the server?

A: The server is constantly updated with new features and improvements. The community is always growing and evolving, so there’s always something new to discover on FrontierSMP.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, Epic, future of gaming, game development, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovation, gaming trends, immersive experiences, innovative technology, interactive entertainment, motion tracking, physical engagement, Realms, standing up, Technology, virtual reality, virtual worlds, vr development, vr experiences, vr games, vr gaming, vr technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	1185	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, bro, do you ever wonder when we’re gonna get some VR games that are actually worth standing up for? Like, I’m tired of all these lame games that make me feel like a lazy couch potato. But guess what? This Minecraft server is the answer to all our problems, man! Join us and you’ll be standing up, jumping around, and having the time of your life in no time! Who needs VR when you’ve got this epic server to play on, am I right? Let’s get crazy and have a blast together!

CreeperDating101

advice, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, CreeperDating101, DATING, Daughters, Experience, Fatherhood, guidance, Honesty, lessons, love, parenting, Protection, relationships, Respect, Safety, self worth, Trust, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ores Mined:	1989
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Star Shards Collected:	233
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be warned about the dangers of dating creepers – trust us, you don’t want to get blown up on your first date! Our players have some wild stories about their encounters with Endermen and skeletons while trying to impress their in-game crushes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safe zones where you can build your dream date spot without worrying about getting attacked by zombies. Plus, our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience – nothing says romance like battling it out with your significant other in a virtual world!

So come join us and find love (or at least some diamonds) on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just meet your blocky soulmate!

RedstoneRebelz

AfD party, billionaire, controversial, elon musk, extremism, far right, foreign affairs, German politics, germany, global politics, influence, international relations, Investments, newspaper, opinion piece, political commentary, public opinion, RedstoneRebelz, Support, Trump adviser, Wading

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magic Items Found:	1717
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who wants to go to space and stuff, he decides to write for a german newspaper. but get this, he’s supporting this far-right party called AfD. like, what the heck, elon? he’s all like, “oh, i have lots of money in germany so i can say whatever i want.” like, bro, that’s not how it works. but hey, if you want to join a minecraft server where anything goes, then come join us! we have crazy builds, insane mini-games, and even elon musk as our honorary guest! come see what all the fuss is about and join the madness today!

NOVA

Anarchy, Bans, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, Griefing, growth, Hacks, ip address, java, Minecraft, nether highways, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, Projects, PvP, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	A small team of friends working together to create the server
	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already completed
	Hacking and griefing allowed
	No resets ever
	200 GB server capacity

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I hack on this server?

Yes, hacking is allowed on this server.

2. Is griefing allowed?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server.

3. Can I build my own base?

Yes, you can build your own base on this server.

4. Is PvP allowed?

Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.

5. Will the server ever reset?

No, there will be no resets on this server.

6. Is the chat moderated?

No, the chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want.

7. Will I get banned for any reason?

No, you won’t get banned on this server.

8. How much server capacity is available?

There is already 200 GB of server capacity, even though the server is young.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord or connect to the Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Unity Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, activism, anti-racism, Awareness, Bigotry, CHANGE, chuds, Crafters, Cut, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, Justice, now.., prejudice, protest, racism, social justice, solidarity, Unity

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	142
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the boring, vanilla Minecraft servers out there, then you gotta join this absolute madhouse of a server.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and I’m talking mods that will make your brain explode with excitement.

Want to ride a unicorn into battle while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered, fam.

And don’t even get me started on the custom mini-games we have. Ever wanted to play a game of Minecraft where the floor is literally lava and you have to parkour your way to victory? Well, now you can, baby!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, no racism allowed here, chuds!

OuchCraft SMP

#excruciating, accident, Ache, Agony, discomfort, emergency, Experience, Hospital, hurt, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, Medical, most painful, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, physical pain, smp, soreness, Suffering, Trauma, Unbearable

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!