Eden Prison – Season 3 – Player Eco – 10 Ranks – 1.20.4 PvP – Bosses – Quests – Custom Plugins

classic, Community, Communitydriven, Controband, Customplugins, Eden, Edenprison, Epic, Guards, Nolag, Nonop, Noop, ONEOFAKIND, Playereco, Playershops, Prestige, Prison, Prisoner, PvP, Season3, Unique

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4618	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Buildings Constructed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Eden Prison is an NO P2W Oldschool PvP focused Prison Server with custom plugins and events.

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PvP not your thing? We have a fully fleshed out Dungeon complete with custom bosses and rewards

Tired of all the Danger? Chill out with a game of Pool, Snake, Connect 4 and more!

A one of a kind guard system, featuring things like handcuffs, door remotes, tasers and more!

The Grind is truly endless with our all new Prestige system, earning unique items each prestige you cant get anywhere else

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Season 3 just started so its the perfect time to join and we hope to see you soon! 😀

EdenPrison.com

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	8396	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	9664
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1265	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	7973
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Items Found:	6162
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7980
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8874	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	798	Dragon Eggs Found:	2766
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1269	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!