| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7555 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5415 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7483 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3686 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Votes: | 2719 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8906 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5793 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8517 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4535 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4344 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5630 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5167 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9220 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8773 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4157 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3272 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7861 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3956 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6428 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 516 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9632 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
