| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3133 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7978 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3031 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2007 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8147 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6736 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9796 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9080 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 271 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4097 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6164 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5082 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6002 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5049 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 429 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4120 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7112 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 865 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1860 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9832 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Votes: | 3066 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5171 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4513 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8934 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
