so, like, this server is the cure for all that, man. we got a whole new world where humans are banned and the only inhabitants are cute little animals and mystical creatures. you can ride unicorns, befriend dragons, and live in harmony with nature.
join us and help save the planet from the virus that is humanity. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can party with aliens and learn their advanced technology. who needs humans when you can have intergalactic friends, amirite?
come to our server and be part of the revolution against the human virus. let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.
