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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7057 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 69 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
