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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9181 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3266 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!