Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got llamas that can do calculus and chickens that lay golden eggs! Our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who have PhDs in redstone engineering and can build a roller coaster in 0.5 seconds flat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.

Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HouseHubbyHushHub

Behavior, birthday present, boarding school, boat, class differences, decorating, family dynamics, half-sister, House, HouseHubbyHushHub, Jealousy, lakefront cabin, luxury, private jet, Privilege, Rich, Rude, sister, trust fund, Wealthy, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2999	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Farms Harvested:	678	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

air intrusion, Chinese reconnaissance aircraft, defense protocol, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign relations, international relations, Japan airspace, Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, maritime patrol, military presence, military response, naval transit, regional tensions, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic response, Surveillance, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitTrolls, territorial dispute

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

EconCraft2020

Updated September 28, 2024

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

Updated September 28, 2024

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

Updated September 28, 2024

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 28, 2024

MineTuneWars

Updated September 28, 2024

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

Updated September 28, 2024

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Updated September 28, 2024

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Updated September 28, 2024

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

Updated September 28, 2024

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

Updated September 28, 2024

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

Updated September 28, 2024

HouseHubbyHushHub

Updated September 28, 2024

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 28, 2024

FirstMovieCraft

Updated September 28, 2024

TaiwanStraitTrolls

Updated September 28, 2024