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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6124 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
