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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9272 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5705 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.