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  • EUTradeCraft

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    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

    PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

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  • UnclelessInheritanceLOL

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

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  • USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

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  • First Steps Toward Light Sails

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

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