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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5695 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.