Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.
So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!
Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.
So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!
Welcome to DorfCraft – your new adventure awaits! Are you looking for a server that offers the perfect balance between classic vanilla feel and helpful extensions? Then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is more than just a place to play – it creates a small, welcoming community where everyone is welcome.
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But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to witness epic battles between Hakushika Iori and Fujikura Uruka as they fight for the title of Minecraft Master. And don’t forget about Shisui Michiru, who’s known for building the most jaw-dropping structures this side of the End Portal.
Need a break from all the action? Hang out with Pipkin Pippa and Tenma Maemi for some chill vibes and hilarious antics. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of surviving a night in the wild with Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!
With so many characters to choose from, like Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!
Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.
So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).