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CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Votes:	7628	Potions Brewed:	180
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7031	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ores Mined:	9869	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	8810	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6646	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7070	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8358
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3451	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Animals Bred:	178
Mines Excavated:	2546	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Players:	105/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9