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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9051 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 450 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.