Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dem sustainable logging operations goin on, but like, dey clear-cutting Canadian forests like nobody’s business. It’s like, so eco-friendly dat it’s practically a nature lover’s dream come true. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs dat can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes. Trust me, u ain’t never seen Minecraft like dis before. Join now before the mutant pigs take over da world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 32 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Potions Brewed: 157
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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