EcoCraft: Canuck Clearcutters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	529951	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4552
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	9786
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Items Found:	7314
Divine Spears Created:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	299	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6117	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	22
Magic Items Found:	1735	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	296	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3