LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ORCHIDS AND FERNS FOR DAYS, YO! CLIMATE CHANGE AIN’T GOT NUTHIN ON US, WE KEEPIN’ DEM PLANTS ALIVE AND THRIVIN’ IN OUR VIRTUAL RAINFOREST.

WE GOT A WHOLE ECOSYSTEM GOIN’ ON UP IN HERE, AND IF U AIN’T JOININ’, U MISSIN’ OUT ON DA FUN! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND WATCH AS WE SAVE DEM PLANTS FROM CERTAIN DOOM.

SO, WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A VIRTUAL PLANT SAVIOR IN OUR CRAZY, WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD. LET’S GET GROWIN’, BABY! 🌿🌺🌲

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Farms Harvested: 373
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Corsaire Minecraft Server

    Server Name Corsaire
    Theme Golden Age of Piracy
    Map Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

    Features

    • Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
    • Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
    • Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own town? Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
    Can I create my own warships? Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
    How can I become a dominant power on the server? Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
    Is the economy player-driven? Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server
    🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

    🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

    🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ores Mined: 4849 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

    Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

    Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

    Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

    Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

    So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8334 Players Killed by Monsters: 3053

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TherapyRantCraft

    TherapyRantCraft
    Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

    On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

    Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

    SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

    CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

    CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ventilator Vibes

    Ventilator Vibes
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ArtisNetwork

    ArtisNetwork

    Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 175

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • macaroni-land

    macaroni-land

    greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

    thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Farms Harvested: 795 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

    ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 208

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

    Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Crops Grown: 2896 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

    Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

    OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

    Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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