| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6323 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2921 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9816 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6099 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5708 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 115 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 365 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2969 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3913 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8762 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5748 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2653 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1674 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9973 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2684 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6919 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 226 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6008 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 80 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4811 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6167 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4650 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8766 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 341446 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
