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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3858 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 65 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 215 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!
You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.
And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.
Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!
