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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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